Arriving at an intersection in the
country, the traveling salesman couldn't believe what he saw just beyond
the fence. He pulled off the road and walked over to the farmer who was
standing under an oak tree, holding up a bog pig. The farmer had his
arms around the animal holding it upright so it could eat acorns from
the oak tree. The pig was so big it was all the farmer could do to hold
it up.
"What are you doing?" asked the salesman.
"I'm holding up this pig so it can eat these acorns out of the tree," replied the farmer.
"Do you know how long it will take that pig to eat all the acorns out of
that tree?"
The farmer said, "It don't matter. Time don't mean nothin' to a hog." |
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